Whatever

So I went to my local convenience store to get some smokes, in front of me was a lady who looked like a hobo. She had a dog and was holding a plastic bag in her hand, I wondered what the marks on the outside of the bag were, as well as on her hand….and then I got a whiff of what they were…shit! Yes shit, fucking hell! I have a pretty sensitive gag reflex so I almost threw up at the cashier. Thanks for reading, I need a drink.

Toronto elections

Politics…

What a pain in the ass subject. We hate talking about them but deep down inside we want people to know what we think. I wonder if there’s a newspaper that’s neutral in this country? It’s all about bashing on the other guy sort of a gang bang. I live in Toronto and we have elections coming up in about 4 weeks. All we hear about is don’t vote for Ford. I am voting for Ford and I don’t care what you think. I know he’s fat, his numbers don’t add up and he will not be able to pass anything if elected but you’re not giving me any other choice! The rest of the guys are the gang bangers trying to change people’s minds but it’s not working (well..it is a little bit) but I don’t see myself voting for anyone else: Pantalone needs a boosting seat, Rossi thinks he’s a mobster and Smitherman is too “happy” and doesn’t have a good platform. I cant believe the cheap shots that are being taken trying to divert votes from Ford. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if you can’t succeed on your own and need to team up with another party, you should not be elected, only the strong survive! I always told myself that I would vote for a healthy and smart mayor. Unfortunately Ford is fat (unhealthy), can’t speak properly, cheap (ok that could be good) and as mentioned earlier will not be able to pass any of his ideas. I’ve realized that although he has all these flaws, he’s the logical choice. I’d rather have someone that will not be able to do anything than someone who will screw me over.